Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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