i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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