Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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