Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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