Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Do plants get herpes?
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