It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Randomize
