I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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