You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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