physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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