He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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