I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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