he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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