some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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