So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
Randomize
