Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Randomize
