Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Randomize
