she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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