Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
come over.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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