Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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