We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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