Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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