Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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