Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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