No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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