told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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