But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I think people are normalizing furries
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
Randomize
