I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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