Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I know her cup size but not her name....
the raccoons are back...
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