I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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