brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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