so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
