Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
