so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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