I want to make a zoo with you.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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