im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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