I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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