This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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