I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Randomize
