Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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