Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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