tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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