How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
Randomize
