YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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