great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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