im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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