No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
i think my cat just said my name.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Randomize
