she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Reggie can tackle my bush.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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