you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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