You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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