elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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