i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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