what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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