I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
this will be a night to untag.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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