He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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