yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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