yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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