He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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