Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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